Tuesday, September 26, 2006
biggest loser (bummer blog) Current mood: bitchy
okay so child birth almost 5 years ago did my body in
I am fat.....there i said it. It doesn't really make me feel any better. I have also been trying to get preggo with number two for like 4 yrs. so when you add those two things together moments that I experienced this weekend send me into a tizzy!
I was at a shower and had just walked in. The hostess, whom i hadn't met, asked me what I wanted. Let's see, i was sans the rugrat so i opted for my drink of choice.....white wine. She smiled weirdly. She poured it very lightly stopping much too short. "full glass lady!" I am thinking on the inside and i smile politely and take my meager serving into the other room where the guests are sitting. She then escorts me to a big chair. I say, "oh, no a small chair is fine (motioning for the older guests to sit there). She then tells me, "no, don't be silly, you're going to be a mommy....you sit here. "
dead silence
i sat down and promptly asked for a full glass of wine and some blow
just kidding, i just smiled and chugged my glass. Damnit! I am fat in all the wrong places and apparently I am not dressing to my best advantage.
okay, that's it! this is possibly the 10th one of these scenarios in 5 years. I am never eating again.
really,
now pass me a big piece of bunt cake, b*tch i am starving!.
