Sunday, February 11, 2007
whammy grammy! Current mood: chipper
after the joke that was the american music awards, i was prepared for anything. here is what i gathered:
1- the police.....hand-cuff me and put me in the back of stings patrol car! They reunited......i swear on the united colors of my benetton sweatshirt there is a GOD.
2-the dixie chicks rock, they have always rocked, but free speech it up baby! stick it nashville!
3- if Jesus is Carrie Underwoods co-pilot do you think he parks like the idiot soccer mom in the hummer who is jamming her two ton vehicle in a space fit for a mo-ped......
4- Justin Timberlake is hot but i think that song is about Brittney.....the undertone is that of "money doesn't buy class you trailer park prom queen" or something like it
5- as i have stated to a few of my fine friends after watching the amazing John Mayer make that guitar sing......Dear Lord, in my next life i want to be a his stratocaster.
6- dude, Shakira, you're right....hips don't lie.....you are not talented. I take that back, you're a pole and a bow-chicka-bowbow away from success
7- YEAH DIXIE CHICKS!
8- wait, I thought Jesus was Carries co-pilot....Mary J. Bblige looks like a chick who is unwilling to share...oh, no she did 'nt!
9- Smokey Robinson is the new face of Botox....poor guy, he looks like he can't even close his eyes. He's not surprized he is in the hall of fame.....he just got a shot of botcholism an hour ago.
10- hey, can i be James Blunt with you?.....i am sick of "you're beautiful" get a new damn song whiney bloke.
11- chris brown is awesome he reminds me of michael jackson when he was black
12-Heyyyy-o is that a potbelly on anthonyyyyyy-o dude. looks like mr. kiedis has been takin' in a couple of quarter pounders 'under the bridge'. Sucks gettin old.
13-that was one of the better award shows
ps-justin timberlake is hot
