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Monday, April 16, 2007

ME IN A NUTSHELL CIRCA 07

Monday, April 16, 2007

Me in a NUTSHELL....my fav query so far Current mood: crazy Category: Quiz/Survey

1. Song that always makes you sad?Proud to be an American---- but anything by mariah carey makes me cry until someone finally turns that shit off

2. Last thing you bought?home decor

3. Last person you argued with?my 5 year old...i won by the way

4. Do you put Butter before putting the peanut butter on?odd overkill

5. One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?ben, stripes, laminkins...seriously i could go on forever

6. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies Cd?yup

7. Favorite day of the week?Saturday

8. Favorite Sundae topping?Hot fudge baby!

9. Did you take Piano lessons?I sure did until my teacher wouldn't let me play Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 at my first recital when i was in 3rd grade. still never forgave the B cuz i can't play anything now but chopsticks.....that whore!

10. Most frequent song played?Sleeping to Dream by cutie-pa-tootie Jason Mraz

11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?Real Housewives of Orange County.....it makes me feel like i could win on Jeopardy!

12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?play with a hockey player........oh, oops that said PLAY Basketball or Hockey not PLAY WITH....my bad

13. Date someone older or younger?older when i was younger and younger now that i am older

14. One place you could travel to right now?IRELAND in a heartbeat, tho i would have to have some valium to get over the ocean in that big ass metal tube

15. Do you use umbrellas?only when it's raining

16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?"hoser eh" is really the only canadian i know oh and mike meyers

17. Favorite Cheese?no, i have to say this question is a hard one but it is a gouda tie between irish cheddar and munste

r18. The Smith's or the Cure?The Cure for Sure!

19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?brunettes

20. Best job you ever had?being a coctail waitress at a strip club runs a close 2nd to motherhood ..... :) hee he heeee hee heee!

21. did you go to your high school prom?several times and some other high schools too every year in HS.

22. perfect time to wake up?o-dark thirty on a snowy sunday to watch old black and white movies before hubby and kidlet wake up

23. perfect time to go to bed?whenever i am sleepy

24. do you use your queen right away in chess?this is the question for all the terminally dorky

25. Ever been in a car accident?yup

26. closer to mom or dad...or neither?in miles/proximity? hold on lemme use me some mapquest
27. what age is this exciting life over for you?probrably 100 years old..... although it would be exciting to be that old and wonder if you are gonna wake up in the morning. that is the kind of excitement a girl could get used......oh, wait, no that would suck. nevermind

28. what decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?40's...i would have run away to become a pinup girl and married a G.I. from nebraska that i met on the train instead

29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?my navy blue penny loafers i bought with my money i made working at the Pizza company. I watched them in the Thom McAnn window for weeks just across the mall from were i slung tomato sauce and bought them.....then started dating the shoe salesman who sold them to me.....aaahhhhh chris thomas.....he he he he!

30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school?yes, it actually belonged to my friend Kristen Patton and i have sadly, several pictures of myself in it throughout the years.....dude, Outback Red was a fine brand!

31. Were you in track and field?nope...but most of the la cueva boys I dated were!

32. Were you ever in a school talent show? You could say that........i was the one-woman talent show in high school.

33. Have you ever written in a library book?sure

34. Allergic to?mariah carey, see #1

35. Favorite fruit?pineapple

36. Have you watched sex and the city?Yes- with my telescope

37. Baseball hat or toque?whats a toque? and i call it a baseball CAP....hats are what southern women wear on a hot day when the stereotypically drink iced tea

38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?shampoo then soap while the conditioner is doing it's thing. this is the way it has been for years......its all i have ever known. do not question me. do not try to change me

39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?Wet, who brushes their teeth with a dry toothbursh??

40. Pen or pencil?Pen....the chance of making a mistake is encaptivating

41. Have you ever gambled at a casino?yup

42. Have you thrown up on a plane?yup

43. Have you thrown up in a car?yup

44. Have you thrown up at work?yup all three of these last questions i have done in one day too!

45. Do you scream on roller coasters?damn straight cuz i am about to die---hurdling thru space, go flying off the track and slam into the fat kid with the cotton candy and a boner who is waiting in line for a turkey leg.......you would scream too

46. Who was your first prom date?Mike Grossman i was a freshman with a cute blue dress

47. Who was your first roommate?my grandma ......then diedre thompson in college

48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?corona at Eli's bar mitzfah.....i told the bartender that my mom said it was okay given the celebrations and me being a woman now that i am 13. He asked where she was and i just waived my finger over in a general direction and said, "oy, she's the one over there wearing the blue sweater dress and huge rinestone earrings, dontcha see her already?".....it worked for 3 separate trips to the bar!

49. What was your first job?babysitting

50. What was your first car?gmc jimmy

51. When did you go to your first funeral?in 8th grade

52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?12-and i couldn't have been more pissed off about it. i took like 2 years to get over it.

53. Who was your first grade teacher ?awwww. rockin ms. salmon

54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?i was a tiny baby and all i know is that it was colored yellow like a banana...no lie

55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?almost the whole 6th grade class to tp some guy named jay's house i think

56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?Matthew Garavaglia......wish i still knew him....that would be neat

57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?bernalillo hall at ENMU

58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?sally or my mom

59. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen?one of my mom's

60. What is the first thing you do in the morning?wake up

61. What was the first concert you attended?with someone? beach boys at denver stadium....sans parental unit? Belinda Carlisle

62. First tattoo or piercing?ears when i was 7 no tatoos

63. First celebrity crush? john schnieder from duke's of hazards then i just built on from there: Michael j fox, kirk cameron, andrew mccarthy, ryan lambert, jon bon jovi..........